come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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