BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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