You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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