i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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