When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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