Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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