My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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