Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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