i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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