he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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