we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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