he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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