so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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