It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
