I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm like, not good at living.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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