Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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