Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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