I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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