ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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