So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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