i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Randomize