This house was built for laser tag.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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