Where is the hickey?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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