ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Someone signed my nipple.
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