let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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