Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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