I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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