did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
