I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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