It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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