Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I touched a dick in church today
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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