I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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