you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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