I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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