? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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