so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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