Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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