(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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