I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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