he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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