David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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