The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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