Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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