what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Go christen that room with your naked body.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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