Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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