found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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