I'm really into asian looking animals
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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