So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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