Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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