I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
