The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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