did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
