Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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