Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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