what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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