I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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