i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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