I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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