end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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