i just had sex bonerless
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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